American Indian Legends

As much a part of American History are the American Indian legends and creation stories that are highlighted at TheWildWest.org.

Sequoyah of the Cherokee developed an alphabet for his people so that the written word could become part of his people’s legacy, but beyond that much of what is known by Indians and about Indians has passed from mouth to mouth – generation to generation. 

American Indian stories that originated in the lodges and camp fires of days long gone still are told today, and without that effort, the past would be lost. In recent times many have made an effort to record the voices of the fires, so that in the event there is no one left to listen, the stories of a simple, sincere and gravely thoughtful people living as part, and in and harmony with, the great world around them would not be lost forever.

Reading these American Indian legends here will allow you to consider the simplest of things, and perhaps fathom their meaning and learn the lessons they offer.  You will see that this collection of stories is filled with many different kinds of creation stories, from how the universe was created to how man himself came to be or how different animals and even plants, like corn, were created.  The American Indian imagination glowed with unique imagery and complexity. 


Veeho Learns a Lesson From Sun
Legend of the Storm Bird
How Rabbit & Owl Were Created
Abenaki Indian Corn Legend
Origin of Strawberries
Why The North Star Stands Still
How Fire Was Created
How the Buffalo Hunt Began
Origin of Earth
Apache Indian Creation Legend
Origins of Buffalo Dance
How the Old Man Made People
How the Fly Saved the River
How Coyote Stole Fire
Bridal Veil Falls
Sacred Medicine Water
Sun Dance Wheel
American Indian Creation Stories
Omaha Indian Corn Legend
Story of the Rabbits
Coyote Spills the Stars
First to Know Maize

Famous American Indians

Explore the American History of the lives of famous American Indians here at TheWildWest.org.

All peoples of the world hold an intriguing history of their own, and the American Indian is certainly no exception. For many years, since the majority of the Indian side of “history” is oral and pictorial, history books written primarily by European whites provided our only glimpse into the world of  Native Americans. 

Other media too, before the notion of “political correctness,” portrayed the American Indian in a variety of stereotypical and slanted ways. While, the reverse and perhaps “romanticization” of American Indian life of recent years hasn’t always produced a complete or unbiased look either. It has, however, opened the door to a greater interest in notable and intriguing American Indian individuals.  These little biographies offer a glimpse of some of those who lived among the drums and fires and experienced a world few have seen and fewer still remember.

Big Foot
Black Elk
Black Hawk
Black Kettle
Chief Joseph
Cochise
Crazy Horse
Geronimo
Hiawatha
Chief Keokuk
Chief Looking Glass
Pocahontas
Chief Powhatan
Red Cloud
Sacagawea
Sequoyah
Short Bull
Sitting Bull
Tecumseh
Wovoka

American Indian Arts & Crafts

Enjoy the fascinating world of American Indian arts and crafts here at TheWildWest.org.

Not too long ago, American Indian arts and crafts, such as basket weaving, rug weaving, jewelry making, pottery, bead work and Kachina dolls were considered “novelties” or “trinkets” to be brought home from road trips or vacations. Music and dance were confined to the American Indian world or offered in tourist attractions as an illustration of a lifestyle unknown to many people.

Over the past few decades however, in conjunction with a heightened interest in all things American Indian, came a vast and varied interest in their art and crafts, especially jewelry and pottery. Expression in the art and dance among North America’s indigenous peoples is many faceted, as much a part of life in the form of function and ceremony as it is decoration or performance.

Today American Indian arts have been “discovered”, and more important, appreciated, and a large cross section of humanity is enjoying its intrinsic excellence, vitality, originality and tradition they offer to the heart and head.

How to Buy Genuine American Indian Arts & Crafts
History of American Indian Jewelry
The Squash Blossom Necklace
American Indian: Dance
Navajo Indian Weaving Basics
Identifying an Original Navajo Weaving
Navajo Indian Weaving Buying Tips
Hopi Crafts: Kachina Doll
American Indian Jewelry: Basics
Antique American Indian Silver Jewelry
Indian Heishi Shell Jewelry
American Indian Beadwork
Indian Gemstones: Spiritual Meanings
American Indian Gems & Jewels
Indian Pottery: Styles & Purchasing

Movie Cowboys: Singing Cowboys

ShowBiz Cowboys

The movie cowboys of the silver screen have been our eyes to the ways of the American wild west since the 1920s. They rode horses; they sang songs. Their horses did tricks; their guns were shiny and on the right side of the law. Movie cowboys were our heroes whether they wore black as Hopalong Cassidy did or white as the Lone Ranger did. And there shall always be a place in our heart for them. There was a day when singing cowboys ruled the airwaves. 

Read about famous movie cowboys and cowboy horses, those trusted steeds with names like “Silver” and “Tornado” and even “Buttermilk”.  In fact these TV/movie cowboys were so beloved that our stores were filled with tributes to them.  Kids could buy Hopalong Cassidy or Roy Rogers lunch boxes and pajamas or toy guns.   There were even toy replicas of the cowboy horses.  Kids everywhere echoed the famous refrain “Hi Ho Silver” of the Lone Ranger wherever they went.  Here are just some of the classic Film/TV cowboys from the early days that we have come to know and love.

Famous ShowBiz Cowboy Horses
Rex Allen
Bronco Billy Anderson
James Arness
Gene Autry
William Boyd/Hopalong Cassidy
Pat Brady
Smiley Burnette
Yakima Canutt
Harry Carey
Leo Carrillo/”Pancho”
Andy Devine
Dale Evans
Hoot Gibson
Kirby Grant/”Sky King”
William S. Hart
Gabby Hayes
Buck Jones
Lash Larue
Tom Mix
Clayton Moore/”The Lone Ranger”
Slim Pickens
Duncan Renaldo/”The Cisco Kid”
Tex Ritter
Roy Rogers
Will Rogers
Randolph Scott
Jay Silverheels/”Tonto”
Charles Starrett
Fuzzy St. John
Dub Cannonball Taylor
Max Terhune
Ray Whitley
Chill Wills

Cowboys: Songs & Cowboy Poetry

Cowboy Songs & Poetry

The original country western music!  Western Cowboys really did sing cowboy songs to the cattle at night. Singing songs like “Old Dan Tucker,” “Nearer My God To Thee,” “In the Sweet By and By” or “The Texas Lullaby” soothed jittery cows, which helped reduce the likelihood of stampede. Thunder and lightning were the most common causes of cattle stampedes.  At night,  if a storm came and the cattle started running, it was the cowboy’s job to jump on his horse, head them off and round them up safely.  The job was a dangerous one in the wild west, riding through the dark, with prairie dog holes all around, not knowing if the next turn would be your last.

That’s why singing to cattle was so important.  Two men on guard would circle around with their horses on a walk.  If it were a clear night with the cattle bedded down and quiet, one man would sing a verse of a song, and his partner on the other side of the herd would sing another verse.  They would go through a whole song that way, right through the night. 

The cattle songs and cowboy poetry below tell of a “free” life entwined in nature and work.   You’ll also see from some of the modern cowboy poetry being offered here,  that the traditions of life on the wild west range and the spirit of the old west are still very much alive.  Enjoy the  country music lyrics; they are part of western American History.

Traditional Country Western Cowboy Songs & Cowboy Poetry
Cowboys’ Prayer
The Cowboy’s Life
Git Along Little Dogies
The Yellow Rose of Texas
Wild Rippling Water
O Bury Me
Cattlemen’s Prayer
I Ride an Old Paint
Mustang Gray
The Old Chisholm Trail

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Modern Country Western Cowboy Songs & Cowboy Poetry
1-900-A-COWBOY
A Cowboy Needs Wide-Open Spaces
Cooking Buffalo with Julia
The Cowboy & the Dream-Girl
Cowboy Troy
A Cowpoke at the Opera
Foaling Season
The Gallant Stallion
The High Lonesome
I Saw an Angel Out on the Range
I’m Just a Young Cowboy
Ride for the Brand
The Robot Rodeo
The SOL Ranch
There Are No Fences In Heaven
Whirlwind Romance

Western Facts of the Wild West

If you’re looking to find “how the west was won”, you’ll learn from these pages that it was won with courage, perseverance, adventure, inventiveness and strength of purpose.

The  American History of the Wild West frontier is filled with interesting facts about pioneer people such as James Bowie, General Armstrong Custer, Sam Houston, and Levi Strauss who invented blue jeans pants.  The Lewis & Clark Expedition, which marked the Northwest Passage, was a great adventure and a great part of American history. 

Other events such as the famous Gunfight at the O.K. Corral or the tragic events of the Donner Party illustrate that this period in America’s history was dangerous and deadly.  It truly was the Wild West. 

In 1883, Texas purchased “The Alamo” from the Catholic Church to preserve it as an historic shrine and “Buffalo Bill” Cody staged his first Wild West Show at the Omaha fairgrounds.  It featured a herd of buffalo and a troupe of cowboys, Indians and vaqueros who re-enacted a cattle round-up, a stagecoach hold-up and other scenes drawn from Cody’s own life on the frontier.

Famous Horses of the West
The Alamo
Barbed Wire
Big Fifty
Daniel Boone
Boot Yard
James Bowie
Buffalo Soldiers
Kit Carson
Buffalo Bill Cody
Samuel Colt
Colt Peacemaker
Comanche-Famous Horse
David Crockett
George Armstrong Custer
Dead Man’s Hand
Donner Party
The Draw
Dude Ranch
Gunfight at O.K Corral
Gunfighters
Sam Houston
Lewis & Clark Expedition
Pony Express
Rodeo
John B. Stetson
Levi Strauss
John Sutter
Texas Rangers
Casey Tibbs
Tombstone, Arizona
Joseph R. Walker
Wells Fargo & Co.
Winchester Rifle
Brigham Young
Old West Saloon

Legendary Women of the Wild West

Women of the American wild west had to be a resourceful lot to cope with the elements that surrounded them: the harsh conditions, lawlessness and living in an age where there were few amenities.

Some women took to the gun as readily as any man and others made lives for themselves apart from dignified society.

But for women who made the trek west with their families, their lot was in raising children, running a household (that included food processing, candle and soap making, spinning, weaving, knitting, etc.), establishing schools and churches, and occasionally, warding off Indian attacks.  Some were deeply involved in human and voting rights (the suffragette movement). 

Here are just a few profiles of some of the more famous or infamous of the ladies of the wild west. This page is being constructed as you read this and more profiles will be constantly added.

Annie Oakley
Belle Starr
Big-Nose Kate
Calamity Jane
Willa Cather
Mary Jane Colter
Cattle Kate
Abigail Scott Duniway
Helen Hunt Jackson
Carry Amelia Moore Nation
Poker Alice
Laura Ingalls Wilder
Women’s Suffrage     

Events highlighted by women of the west:  In 1880, backed by the National Women’s Christian Temperance Union, Kansas Governor John St. John forced through prohibition legislation, making Kansas, the site of famous towns like Dodge City where the saloon had been almost a symbol of civic life,  the first state in the America to “go dry.” 

And in 1881, Helen Hunt Jackson published “A Century of Dishonor”, the first detailed examination of the federal government’s treatment of Native Americans in the West.  This historical document shocked the nation with proof that empty promises, broken treaties and brutality helped pave the way for white pioneers.

 

Cowboy Facts of the Wild West

Here’s a bit of American History about the American Wild West. To many it means cowboys, guns, cattle, horses and gunfights. But it was also homesteading and pioneering the frontier. The American west was a rugged country back then with little amenities and much danger.

It represented the growth of our nation from independent states and scattered people to a united country. Read about the colorful traditions of cowboys and how they tamed the wild west and coped with the harsh life on the western range. 

Some important events that affected the lives of cowboys in the Wild West: In 1867, the first cattle drive from Texas up the Chisholm Trail arrived at the rail yards of Abilene, Kansas.   In 1874, Joseph Glidden received a patent for his invention of barbed wire, an inexpensive, durable and effective fencing material which opened the plains to more efficient agriculture and ranching. 

In 1877, Congress passed the Desert Land Act which permitted settlers to purchase up to 640 acres of public land at 25-cents an acre in areas where the arid climate required large-scale farming.  They were required to properly irrigate the land they purchased.

Air The Lungs/Air The Paunch
Arbuckle’s: Cowboy Coffee
Bandana/Kerchief
Boots: Cowboy
Branding: Cattle
Bunkhouse
Canned Cow/Acorn Calf
Cattle Diseases
Chaps/Leggings
Codes of the West
Cowboy Cook/Cookie
Cowboy Songs
CowPunchers
Die-Up & Judas Steer
Little Mary & Mail Order Cowboy
Makins & Night Hawk
Pay & Rope
Stampede: Cattle
St. Elmo’s Fire
Tenderfoot/Greenhorn
Ten Gallon Hat: Stetson
Trail Drives/Cattle Drives
Tumbleweeds
War Bag
Western Trail
Wrangler

 

Cowboy Trail Recipes of the Wild West

Here’s a look at Frontier Cowboy recipes and trailside cooking here at TheWildWest.org.

A ranch’s cook shack was a private realm ruled over by a cantankerous master cook. He was a permanent member of the outfit and wielded even more power than the itinerant cooks who filled in on western cattle roundups and on the trail. He slept in the cook shack rather than in the bunkhouse, and he made certain the hands showed proper respect – which he sometimes enforced with the broad end of a skillet.

The cowboy cook’s authority lay in the fact that he provided one of the single most important elements, along with sleep, that a cowboy both cherished and needed. And the food had better have been top notch, otherwise, top hands wouldn’t work for such a place.  Below are some terrific authentic western cowboy recipes.

Sonofabitch Stew
Cowboy Beans
Sourdough Biscuits
Sourdough Starter
Red Bean Pie
Vinegar Pie
Son-of-a-Gun-Stew
Cowboy Fry Bread
Cowboy Beans #2
Indian Fry-bread Tacos
Corn Fritters
Cowboy Brown Biscuits
Green Chile Stew
Chuckwagon Stew
Western Baked Beans
Sausage & Sweet Taters
Mock Apple Pie
Cowboy Coffee
Easy Texas Chili
Beefy Beans
Cowboy BBQ Ribs
Cowboy Goulash

Outlaws & Lawmen of the Wild West

There is much legend surrounding American History of the wild west when it comes to American outlaws and lawmen. The odd thing is that on occasion, the two were interchangeable and a lawman might have been a bandit previously in another state.

Here are some profiles of famous outlaws and lawmen of the American wild west.  Read about gunfighters,  also known as gunslingers and old west gangsters, how they operated and with whom they associated. 

Check out the profiles of famous sheriffs and their deputies and learn how they took down the outlaws, bandit bank robbers and thieves who often held up trains and stagecoaches.

Clay Allison
Sam Bass
Judge Roy Bean
Billy The Kid
Black Bart
Sheriff Frank M. Canton
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
Dalton Gang
Wyatt Earp
Pat Garrett
John Wesley Hardin
James Butler Hickok (Wild Bill Hickok)
John Henry (Doc) Holliday
Tom Horn
Hole-in-the-Wall Gang
Jesse & Frank James
Bat Masterson
John Ringo
Texas John Slaughter
Henry Starr
Frank Stillwell
Heck Thomas
Ben Thompson
Bill Tilghman
Joe Walker
The Wild Bunch
Cole Younger (James-Younger Gang)

Some important events for outlaws and lawmen:  1881 was a banner year for outlaws in the American West.  Legendary outlaw Billy the Kid, charged with more than 21 murders in his brief lifetime of crime, was finally brought to justice by Sheriff Pat Garrett, who trailed Billy for more than six months before killing him with a single shot at Fort Sumner, New Mexico.  This was also the year in Tombstone, Arizona, in which Deputy Marshall Wyatt Earp and his brothers (Virgil and Morgan with the help of friend Doc Holliday) gunned down the Clantons in a showdown at the now famous O.K. Corral.   Billy Clanton and gang members Tom McLaury and Frank McLaury were killed in that event.

And in 1882, another notorious outlaw, Jesse James, who was a veteran of Quantrill’s Raiders during the Civil War, was shot in the back by Robert Ford, a kinsman who hoped to collect the $5,000 reward. James’ death ended the career of an outlaw gang that terrorized the Wild West for more than a decade.

In 1899, Robert Parker and his partner, Harry Longbaugh, “Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid,” lead their “Wild Bunch” bandit gang in a series of bank and train robberies across the West.  They eventually fled to South America in 1901, thus ending the era of the outlaw band.

Museums

Museums related to the American West and wild west are located throughout the United States. Here are some of the very best.
 

Autry Museum of the American West: Los Angeles, CA 
The Autry Museum of the American West is a museum in Los Angeles, California, dedicated to exploring an inclusive history of the American West.

Boot Hill Museum: Dodge City, KS
Boot Hill Museum is an American historical museum located in Dodge City, Kansas. A non-profit entity, the mission of the museum is to preserve the history of the Old West with emphasis on Dodge City.

The Buffalo Soldiers Museum: Houston, TX
Research center dedicated to African-American soldiers with exhibits, workshops & reenactments.

Buffalo Bill Center of the West – Cody, Wyoming
Here, as in its original incarnation, the Buffalo Bill Museum’s focus is on the life and times of William F. “Buffalo Bill” Cody (1846 – 1917), the noted guide, scout, frontiersman, showman, actor, entrepreneur, town founder, and American icon.

Buffalo Bill Museum and Grave: Golden, Colorado 
The Museum illustrates the life, times, and legend of William F. Cody. It includes exhibits about Buffalo Bill’s life and the Wild West shows, Indian artifacts and firearms.

California Trail Interpretive Center: Elko, NV 
Between 1841 and 1869, up to 250,000 people sold their belongings, packed wagons, and set out for California. Learn the stories of the pioneers who endured the 2,000 mile trek; some seeking land, some gold, others seeking adventure, and some for reasons we may never know. Discover in their words 2,000 miles of adventure.

Cheyenne Frontier Days Old West Museum
Year-round programming, exhibits and activities that celebrate the heritage and pioneer spirit of the American West.

C.M. Russell Museum: Great Falls, Montana
The Bison: American Icon, Heart of Plains Indian Culture and The Browning Firearms Collection: rifles, shotguns, and handguns that survey the significant developments made by Browning and the Colt and Winchester companies, with which he worked.

Cody Firearms Museum: Buffalo Bill Center of the West, Cody, WY
The Cody Firearms Museum at the Buffalo Bill Center of the West houses the most comprehensive collection of American firearms in the world. In 1975, the Winchester Arms Collection, the heart of this museum, adventured west as a loan from the Olin Corporation. It was deeded as a gift in 1988. To date, the Cody Firearms Museum has over 7,000 firearms with more than 30,000 firearms-related artifacts.

Little Bighorn Battlefield National Monument, Crow Agency, MT 
Memorializes the U.S. Army’s 7th Cavalry and the Sioux and Cheyenne in one of the Indian’s last armed efforts to preserve their way of life. The Date: June 25 and 26 of 1876.

National Cowboy and Western Heritage Museum: Oklahoma City, OK
The National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum is a museum in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States, with more than 28,000 Western and American Indian art works and artifacts.

New Mexico History Museum: Santa Fe, NM
The New Mexico History Museum and the Palace of the Governors National Historic Landmark are distinctive emblems of our nation’s history. We present exhibitions and public programs that interpret historical events and reflect on the wide range of New Mexico historical experiences.

North Dakota Heritage Center and State Museum: Bismarck, ND
The North Dakota Heritage Center & State Museum, located on the North Dakota State Capitol grounds in Bismarck, is the state of North Dakota’s official history museum.

Panhandle- Plains Historical Museum: Canyon, TX
Step in and step back to the Old West in a life-size Pioneer Town, view one of the Southwest’s finest art collections, experience the exciting history of the petroleum industry, and more. 

Southwest Museum of the American Indian
The Southwest Museum of the American Indian is a museum, library, and archive located in the Mt. Washington area of Los Angeles, California. It is part of the Autry National Center. Its collections deal mainly with Native Americans

Texas Ranger Hall of Fame and Museum: Waco, TX
To disseminate knowledge and inspire appreciation of the Texas Rangers, a legendary symbol of Texas and the American West.

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Sometimes cowboys are faced with all sorts of threats along the cattle trail.
In this case, it’s aliens and now, Shane must use his trusty horse to get him
out of trouble and beat the alien outlaws. Use your keys to move up, down,
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Games

Enjoy our wild west cowboy quick-draw shooting games, poker card games and board games that might have been popular in the early days of the american west. From Space Cowboy to Wild West Shoot Out, our games have been handpicked from the early days of American West, especially games like Easy Chess and 3 Card Poker which engage strategic skills and decision making.

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Europeans & First Contact

Europeans first came to North America in the 16th and 17th century,  At first, the Natives regarded their lighter skinned visitors as something of an intrigue, not only for their clothing, jewelry and hairstyles but also for their great technology, huge ships and varied weapons such as steel knives, swords and cannon.

But they soon found out that Europeans did not hold the same values as they did when it came to nature and the environment.  Much like it is with certain people today, nature to the Europeans was more of an obstacle or commodity, something to be either abused or conquered.  The sole purpose of a beautiful forest was how many board feet of lumber it could produce; animals were only worth what their pelts could bring on the market, 

American Indians were yet another commodity when it came time for Christian conversions.  The more, the better.  The Europeans also brought with them diseases that were unheard of in America and they devastated the American Indian.  Conflicts developed between the American Indians and the Europeans, who began arriving in ever greater numbers.

The conflicts led to the Indian Wars and much carnage on both sides.  Then, The Indian Removal Act in 1830 and other acts were instituted by the Europeans in order to accomplish their various objectives.   And they were largely successful because the nomadic lifestyle of the Indian tribes caused an unwillingness to cooperate with one another plus they were at a huge disadvantage  due to their lack of advanced weaponry.

The end of the American Indian wars coincided with the end of the 19th century. The last major conflict was what became known as the Wounded Knee Massacre of 1890 in which Indian warriors, women, and children were slaughtered by U.S. Cavalrymen at Wounded Knee, South Dakota.  It is an event that is remembered and honored by American Indians and European descendants alike.  Some believe this was the final horrid stain in American History but a look through these pages will show you that the American Indian Tragedy continues today with the poverty of Indian reservations.

 

The American Indian Tragedy

While American Indian heritage is rich in tradition and culture, many American Indian tribal members living on Indian reservations are struggling with a different legacy.  More than 300,000 American Indians are either homeless or living in life-threatening conditions. American Indians are faced with a suicide rate double that of all other nonwhites, and higher levels of school dropouts, alcoholism and unemployment (e.g. 45% average, with 82% on the Rosebud Reservation). Because many American Indian reservations are located in isolated areas, much of the housing on Indian reservations lack electricity and running water.

With the reported success of Indian gaming, it might be hard to believe that nearly 50% of all American Indian families currently live below the poverty line. American Indian tribes are individual sovereign nations and have always been responsible for the needs of their people, regardless of tribal income. There are 562 federally recognized Indian tribes, and only about half operate any type of gaming business. It is just a handful of the smaller Indian tribes, like the 50-member Cabazon, and non-Indian investors, that have become the wealthy “headline making” exceptions. (Other tribes, such as the 250,000-member Navajo Nation, are not involved in gaming.)

American Indians are a proud and capable people. They are searching for ways to face the challenges of maintaining their native culture, while overcoming years of poverty.   The Lakota Indians believe “Mitakuye Oyasin,” or “We are all related.”

In that vain, it is the hope of TheWildWest.org to accomplish a funding project aimed at raising needed money to offset reservations’ needs, be it food or supplies or education.    We are asking for your help in whatever dollar amount you can afford.  Your generosity is deeply appreciated.

Supporting Documents:
Living on the Reservation
The Wealth of Nations
Straight Talk Re: Indian Gaming
High on Gas & Out of Hope
My Grandfather Billy


Living on the Reservation

By William L. Anderson
Posted on 9/26/2006 (excerpt)

During a cross-country trip I took in early June, I drove past a number of Indian reservations in Arizona and New Mexico, and I must say that the sight was not exactly uplifting. I could see hundreds of tumble-down shacks and old trailers located on hillsides, and none of them were inviting places to live. It was obvious then that I was seeing something akin to a Third World scene with hundreds — perhaps thousands — of people living in great poverty.

 “About 400,000 American Indians whom live on reservations,
have the highest rates of poverty, unemployment
and disease of any ethnic group in America.”

American Indian poverty is not something on our “radar” for a couple of reasons. First, reservations are located in remote places and the largest ones are nowhere near major metropolitan areas. Second, because most Indians do not venture far from their reservations; the rest of us rarely come into personal contact with them.

Writes Peter Carlson:

Half a millennium after Columbus misnamed them, American Indians are the poorest people in the United States.

The country’s 2.1 million Indians, about 400,000 of whom live on reservations, have the highest rates of poverty, unemployment and disease of any ethnic group in America. That might surprise Americans who have consumed countless cheery feature stories about Indians making big bucks on casino gambling.

What I saw from my car window in the arid highlands of the American West did nothing to dispel what Carlson wrote. There was no doubt that I was seeing real poverty, and there seemed to be few sources of commerce in the surrounding area. It was obvious that the majority of people who lived in these hovels and broken-down trailers did not work and had no potential sources of income aside from informal tasks and government checks.

When we speak of Indian reservations, we are dealing with areas of land set aside where American Indians live, areas that supposedly have “self-government,” but are ultimately subject to the Bureau of Indian Affairs and the Indian Health Service of the US Department of the Interior. Because of their location and because of the fact that they are the ultimate welfare state, Indian reservations tend to be places where people simply exist on whatever subsidies the government provides, and little else.

Some Indian reservations offer a quality of life that’s among the poorest to be found in the United States. Shannon County, South Dakota, home of the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation, is routinely described as one of the poorest counties in the nation.

William Anderson, an adjunct scholar of the Mises Institute, teaches economics at Frostburg State University.


The Wealth of Nations

Hoover Digest 2004 No.3 Summer (excerpt)
by Terry L. Anderson and Dominic Parker

Despite recent growth partly due to gambling, per capita income for Native Americans living on reservations in 1999 was $7,846 compared to a U.S. average of $27,880. This puts reservation Indians on par with citizens in developing countries such as Palau or Oman.  One hypothesis is that Indian cultures are inimical to capitalism, but this is not supported by the facts. Even after being confined to reservations, “the tradition of individual ownership was so well established that Indians resisted government efforts to establish common property,” says economist Leonard Carlson.

Another explanation for reservation poverty is that they lack high-quality natural resources. Many reservations, however, encompass hundreds of thousands of acres including valuable natural resources. For example, in the 1980s the Crow tribe had $27 billion worth of coal, or over $3 million per tribal member. Unfortunately, the asset earned a paltry 0.01 percent return, leaving 55 percent of tribal members on public assistance.

Physical and human capital are surely important to economic prosperity, but are lacking on reservations mainly because the institutions that govern Indian economies do not encourage investment. Indians cannot borrow money because their land—held in trust by the federal government—cannot be used as collateral and because tribal judicial systems may not consistently enforce contracts. Moreover, education rates lag behind the national average.

“Agricultural productivity on Indian lands is 30 to 90 percent less than
on similar private lands.”

Agricultural productivity on Indian lands is 30 to 90 percent less than on similar private lands. Furthermore, tribal judicial systems are noted for their biased decisions that discourage outsiders from contracting with tribes or individual Indians. Indeed, tribes that have relinquished their judicial authority to the states wherein they live had growth rates for 1989–99 that averaged 20 percentage points higher than tribes without equivalent state oversight.  Many believe that the only hopes for pulling Native Americans out of poverty are quick fixes such as federal aid and gambling, which are not sustainable solutions, especially for rural tribes. If American Indians are to escape poverty, they will have to abandon what former interior secretary James Watt called “bastions of socialism” and commit to a rule of law with secure property rights and market institutions.

This essay was published as part of the Hoover Institution Weekly Essay series, which is distributed by Knight Ridder/Tribune, June 10, 2004.

Grabowski: Setting Bill O’Reilly straight regarding Indian Gaming
Posted: August 22, 2003 (excerpt)
by: Christine Grabowski / Indian Country Today
In the Aug. 12 broadcast of “The O’Reilly Factor,” the show’s host, Bill O’Reilly, repeatedly pushed his guest, Ernie Stevens of the National Indian Gaming Association, to “open the books” of Indian casinos. O’Reilly maintained that doing so would quell criticisms that the profits of tribally-owned casinos go to only a handful of Natives and that gaming does little to address the high rates of poverty which pervade Indian country.

Fact 1:
All Indian reservations are not created equal. While Indian country as a whole is plagued with horrendous rates of poverty, these are not uniform from reservation to reservation. Instead, they vary with the proximity of a reservation to major metropolitan centers, with the natural resources located on the land, as well as with the legal history of each reservation.  Unsurprisingly, reservations which are located near thriving cities and the employment opportunities these provide generally have higher standards of living than those which do not.

Fact 2:

All Indian casinos are not created equal. Some tribally-owned casinos are economic failures, some are moderate successes, while a lucky few reap hundreds of millions of dollars or more in profits. In fact, only a handful of casinos are responsible for the lion’s share of the profits in Indian gaming. The spectacular success of the leading tribally-owned casinos derives from their geographic location and tribal histories and cannot be duplicated on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation, no matter how brilliant the tribe’s management and how supportive the state and local governments of South Dakota.

“The BIA (Bureau of Indian Affairs) cannot account for an estimated $3 billion that the agency was supposed to have held in trust for Indian wards.”

Fact 3:

The high rate of poverty on many Indian reservations stems from an historical amalgam of federal policies which ostensibly were intended to push Indians to become “civilized,” but were chronically ill-conceived, under-funded, poorly managed, not to mention culturally insensitive. Many problems have still not been corrected. Examples abound, yet in the amount of money involved and duration, it is hard to top the Indian trust fund debacle. The BIA cannot account for an estimated $3 billion that the agency was supposed to have held in trust for Indian wards. Under court order to provide an accounting of these funds for the last 100 years, the Bureau has yet to do so. Still, the agency is racking up thousands of dollars in legal fees to explain to the court why it shouldn’t do what it is legally obligated to do.

Christine Grabowski, Ph.D. is a consultant specializing in Indian affairs.


High on Gas and Out of Hope

In Canada’s Northeast, Innu Children Take Up Deadly Addiction
By DeNeen L. Brown
Washington Post Foreign Service
Thursday, December 21, 2000

SHESHATSHEITS, Newfoundland — Standing in a dirt parking lot, ignoring anyone who stops to watch, the children wrap orange plastic bags around their blistered mouths and inhale the fumes of the clear gasoline that lies at the bottom of the bags. The bags rise and fall as the children, all Canadian native people known as Innu, suck in octane vapors.

Pien Jack is 12 and his nose is running. He stumbles as he sniffs. His tennis shoes are untied, but he doesn’t seem to notice. He giggles. Then his red eyes stare blankly, like a junkie’s. A string of saliva swings from his chin. Being a child, he does not wipe it away, and there is no parent around to do it for him.

“Alcoholism and drug abuse — including gas sniffing — are common.”

He takes another hit of fumes from the bag. It’s as if he is sucking a pacifier. But he is sucking the intoxication of gasoline stolen from a truck.

Next to him is Lizita Pone, a girl with big, brown eyes and long, brown hair. She is wearing a baby blue sweat shirt with tiny pink flowers. She is not wearing a coat despite the strong winter chill. She holds her own bag of gasoline, a black one, wrapping the plastic around her bleeding lips and nose. The bag swells and sinks, rising and falling.

She holds it as if she were blowing up a party balloon. She giggles. She stumbles.

She is 10.

Usually, Canada’s native people prefer to sort out their own social problems. Alcoholism and drug abuse — including gas sniffing — are common in Canada’s native communities, especially in the North. But things have gotten so bad with the children here that leaders of the Innu Nation of Labrador in northeastern Canada have asked government officials to come and take their children away. Round them up, all 40 or so gas sniffers, put them on a bus or in cars and take them somewhere to sweat out their addiction.

A despondent Paul Rich, chief of the Sheshatsheits Innu, said he made the call to Newfoundland health authorities the day he looked into a crowd of sniffers and saw a boy as young as 6.

“It’s very shocking to see kids holding bags in one hand and cigarettes in another,” he said. “It’s deadly. We could lose a life just like that.” He snaps his fingers.

The chief, his hair black and cropped, is talking in a cafe. He has felt a backlash from some parents who didn’t agree with going to the government. There is a sadness about him, a man caught in a cycle of community hope and community depression, without the legal power to stop something that is not against the law. Nor the standing with the children to shame them into stopping.

“There used to be five, then 10, then 15,” he muses. “Now we have up to 40 children sniffing gas.”

People ask him, why take the kids out of the community and into a non-Innu environment? The answer, he says, is that drastic measures are needed to help these kids.

Sheshatsheits is a village of 1,200 people, far from the lights of any city. It’s about 150 miles south of a place called Davis Inlet, which seven years ago got a similar dose of publicity when six glue-sniffing teenagers barricaded themselves in a shack and tried to kill themselves.

Adrian Tanner, professor of anthropology at Memorial University of Newfoundland in St. John’s, said the problems of the Innu result from what he calls a social “colonization” by European Canadians. Before 1949, when the British colony of Newfoundland and Labrador became the Canadian province of Newfoundland, the Innu lived as nomads; then the government stepped in to try to integrate them. They were unable to live according to their own values and instead had to send their children to school and live under a middle-class, European value system, Tanner said.

In the old days, children were shared among families. Children moved from place to place and were not under strict supervision of their parents. There was no need to be.

The Innu culture does not allow for punishment of children. “There’s a notion among the Innu that children and young people have to discover for themselves. That worked in the bush, but unfortunately that doesn’t work as well” in modern times. Tanner called the gas sniffing a symptom of social breakdown. “It is a breakdown of rules that worked in the bush.”

Today about 75 percent of the adults in this community suffer from alcoholism and live in poverty. “There’s an atmosphere of hopelessness that the children must sense from their own parents. . . . So there’s this self-destructiveness that becomes very early on a dominant theme in the children’s approach to life,” he said.

Peter Penashue, president of the Innu Nation, said the blame for the Innu’s problems lies with Canada. It stripped the Innu of their culture starting in 1949. In the years that followed, many Innu lost their balance, he said: “Some of us lost pride and self-image; some tried to drown our sorrows in the bottle. And, yes, some of us, because of our drinking, neglected our children, so they followed our example and engaged in self-abuse such as gas sniffing.”

“He looked into a crowd of sniffers
and saw a boy as young as 6.”

Alcohol’s Cruel Legacy

In the early days of the epidemic, children in this village hid in the woods, where they built a shelter out of plywood. They would sniff gas all day and all night, sleeping in the woods and forgetting about school. No one looked for them, not even their parents, who were often wrestling with addictions to alcohol.

But now they walk openly down gravel roads, holding their bags, fearless and blatant, wanting the constant high that makes them hallucinate, makes them forget their problems, they say.

More often they say nothing at all.

A great orange moon hangs next to the Northern Lights in the sky over Sheshatsheits. “It is a strange moon,” Rich says as he drives down the highway. It seems to illuminate only problems. The chief points to a place where a man, drunk, was fatally hit. He tells how his own father, drunk, bled to death after he put his hand through a window and cut an artery, and how his mother, drunk, walked off a bridge.

“At least that is what they tell me,” Rich said. “I was 7.” He was placed in a foster home, where he was told not to speak his native language.

He pulls into the dirt parking lot of the alcohol rehabilitation center, a building painted midnight blue, set up to aid alcoholics, but now used in efforts to make sure the children at least have food and a place to sleep. Eight of them are sitting on a picnic bench outside. It is 11:30 on a Friday night and they are sniffing gas. They make no effort to hide the gas bags from the chief.

He approaches them and in a kind voice tells them there is food and shelter in the center. They giggle and twist their bags so the gas won’t spill, then place them in neat lines in the dirt near the center’s foundation wall. They go up the wooden stairs and into the center.

The scent of gasoline follows them inside, the way a chill rides the sleeve of someone who has stepped in out of the cold. They smell like mechanics. They giggle, dizzy.

Brendon Rich, 16, the chief’s nephew, slathers mayonnaise on white bread, then adds cheese and two pieces of bologna. He wolfs down half the sandwich, then runs outside to sniff, not stopping to savor the taste of mayonnaise mixed with gasoline fumes.

Outside, a girl is saying her name is Isabelle. She is almost singing the syllables. “Sleep? I don’t sleep. I never sleep.” Her eyes are blank, her eyebrows shaved, her dark hair lightened at the roots. She would be pretty except for the glaze over her eyes. She inhales from the bag and blows out. The black bag rises and falls like a hospital breathing device. She spits and giggles. The gas makes everything funny.

Why do you sniff gas when it could cause permanent brain damage?

They all giggle. “Because I like it,” a boy says.”Hasta la vista, baby,” he says, dancing.

Irene Penunzi, 19, one of the oldest in the group, sits on a white rail fence. “I started sniffing four years ago,” she says. “I have lots of problems. I don’t want to think about my problems. I keep it inside.”

Irene’s face is full, but her body is rail-thin. Her eyes speak. “Treatment?” she asks. “I want treatment.”

A 9-year-old girl stands at the edge of the crowd. This is my sister, a boy says. She sniffs gasoline, too,” he says proudly.

“I sniff sometimes,” the girl says, as if reciting something she’s memorized.

Finally, it’s all too much for someone who’s seeing this for the first time.

Please don’t sniff the gas. Here is some bubble gum. Do you like bubble gum?

They nod. They press forward with their hands stretching out. They jump up and down for the gum. They are children first. They ask: “Do you have candy?”

Yes. Here is candy. Have more. Please don’t sniff the gas. Don’t you know what that does to your brains?

They answer with blank stares.

Sympathy at the Top

Millions of Canadians have seen faces like these. Innu children have shown up on TV news in recent days, the latest evidence of the historic mismatch between European Canada and the country’s native peoples. It is a problem some Canadians are tired of hearing about, a problem others say makes them ashamed to be Canadians.

“They should not be poor,” said a non-native man in Quebec who did not want to be identified. “They live on reservations in government-funded housing. They don’t have to pay taxes. They should have plenty of money. Their parents are high on booze. Why aren’t they watching those children?”

But elsewhere there is sympathy. A day before Canada’s national election in November, Innu leaders met with Prime Minister Jean Chretien, a former Indian affairs minister who has an adopted native son. He appeared moved by their plea to take the children in hand. “Too many children live in poverty. Too many aboriginal Canadians live in Third World conditions,” Chretien said in a speech recently. “I deeply believe that government has the responsibility to promote social justice.”

On Nov. 22, social workers responded to the pleas of the Innu Nation. They took 12 children on a bus to a detoxification center hastily created on a military base in Happy Valley-Goose Bay. Welfare officials had obtained court orders to remove 19 children from the village, but seven couldn’t be found.

Dark End of the Graveyard

On a Saturday morning, the children emerge from the woods, where some of them have slept in the cold. Their breakfast of gasoline in their hands, they head for the alcohol center to eat food as well. On the way, they talk of why they sniff gas and they talk about Charles. Eight months ago, he died at the age of 11 in a fire started by a cigarette after he sniffed gas.

Four kids were in the house with Charles when his bag — and he — caught on fire.

“At one point Charles ran toward me. I was still sniffing and fumes were on me,” said Phillip Rich, 13. He wears a blue knit hat with a Reebok label. “I thought I would catch fire so I ran away.”

Charles’s death haunts Phillip. He appears in fume-fueled dreams. “Charles told me to go to the dark end of the graveyard,” Phillip said.

Phillip said he tried to stop sniffing gas but couldn’t. “I won’t stop because that is the only way I can communicate with Charles.”

He wraps his orange bag tighter. He inhales. Exhales. The bag swells.

 

My Grandfather William “Billy” Keith

The idea “Billy’s Dream for American Indian Families”  was first told to me by my grandfather William Keith for which this website is dedicated.   Billy didn’t start talking to me  about his American Indian heritage until I was a young man serving in the military.  In fact, I was quite surprised when he told me he was a member of the Cherokee Nation.   It was through him that I began to learn of the culture and wisdom  of the American Indian.  He told me he purposely used the term American Indian from time to time because he did not find it  “offensive” in the least.  And after all, many of the organizations and tribes have the word “Indian” in their title.  He believed that our attention would be better served by concentrating on the positive aspects that the American Indian had contributed  to this world.

Billy was a very hard working man.  In fact, he had worked for Lockheed for over 40 years.  He was also a very giving man.  Any time any one in the family needed help, financially or otherwise, he has there.  No one ever had to ask him twice for help.  Once was always enough.  Billy and his wife, Ruthie, lived in a small two bedroom house which was always enough to serve their needs.  He spent most of the time in the garage which was filled with tools and machines that he could use for just  about any kind of project.  He was great, not only with his hands, but with his mind, which means he could come up with an idea, develop the necessary blueprints and then actually create the finished product.

I’ve incorporated some of the stories and wisdom that my grandfather Billy told me over the years onto the pages of this website.   I will be adding to the history of William “Billy” Keith from time to time.

While Native American Indian heritage is rich in tradition and culture, many Native American tribal members living on Indian reservations are struggling with a different legacy.  More than 300,000 Native Americans are either homeless or living in life-threatening conditions. American Indians are faced with a suicide rate double that of all other nonwhites, and higher levels of school dropouts, alcoholism and unemployment (e.g. 45% average, with 82% on the Rosebud Reservation). Because many Native American reservations are located in isolated areas, much of the housing on Indian reservations lack electricity and running water.


With the reported success of Indian gaming, it might be hard to believe that nearly 50% of all American Indian families currently live below the poverty line. Native Indian tribes are individual sovereign nations and have always been responsible for the needs of their people, regardless of tribal income. There are 562 federally recognized Indian tribes, and only about half operate any type of gaming business. It is just a handful of the smaller Indian tribes, like the 50-member Cabazon, and non-Indian investors, that have become the wealthy “headline making” exceptions. (Other tribes, such as the 250,000-member Navajo Nation, are not involved in gaming.)

Native American Indians are a proud and capable people. They are searching for ways to face the challenges of maintaining their native culture, while overcoming years of poverty.   The Lakota Indians believe “Mitakuye Oyasin,” or “We are all related.” 

In that vain, it is the hope of TheWildWest.org to accomplish a funding project aimed at raising needed money to offset reservations’ needs, be it food or supplies or education.    We are asking for your help in whatever dollar amount you can afford.  Your generosity is deeply appreciated.

 
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Living on the Reservation
By William L. Anderson
Posted on 9/26/2006 (excerpt)

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During a cross-country trip I took in early June, I drove past a number of Indian reservations in Arizona and New Mexico, and I must say that the sight was not exactly uplifting. I could see hundreds of tumble-down shacks and old trailers located on hillsides, and none of them were inviting places to live. It was obvious then that I was seeing something akin to a Third World scene with hundreds — perhaps thousands — of people living in great poverty.

 

 
“About 400,000 American Indians whom live on reservations,
have the highest rates of poverty, unemployment
and disease of any ethnic group in America.”
 

American Indian poverty is not something on our “radar” for a couple of reasons. First, reservations are located in remote places and the largest ones are nowhere near major metropolitan areas. Second, because most Indians do not venture far from their reservations; the rest of us rarely come into personal contact with them.alt

Writes Peter Carlson:
Half a millennium after Columbus misnamed them, American Indians are the poorest people in the United States.

The country’s 2.1 million Indians, about 400,000 of whom live on reservations, have the highest rates of poverty, unemployment and disease of any ethnic group in America. That might surprise Americans who have consumed countless cheery feature stories about Indians making big bucks on casino gambling.

What I saw from my car window in the arid highlands of the American West did nothing to dispel what Carlson wrote. There was no doubt that I was seeing real poverty, and there seemed to be few sources of commerce in the surrounding area. It was obvious that the majority of people who lived in these hovels and broken-down trailers did not work and had no potential sources of income aside from informal tasks and government checks.

When we speak of Indian reservations, we are dealing with areas of land set aside where American Indians live, areas that supposedly have “self-government,” but are ultimately subject to the Bureau of Indian Affairs and the Indian Health Service of the US Department of the Interior. Because of their location and because of the fact that they are the ultimate welfare state, Indian reservations tend to be places where people simply exist on whatever subsidies the government provides, and little else.

Some Indian reservations offer a quality of life that’s among the poorest to be found in the United States. Shannon County, South Dakota, home of the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation, is routinely described as one of the poorest counties in the nation.

William Anderson, an adjunct scholar of the Mises Institute, teaches economics at Frostburg State University. 

 
 
 


The Wealth of Nations

Hoover Digest 2004 No.3 Summer (excerpt)
by Terry L. Anderson and Dominic Parker

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Despite recent growth partly due to gambling, per capita income for Native Americans living on reservations in 1999 was $7,846 compared to a U.S. average of $27,880. This puts reservation Indians on par with citizens in developing countries such as Palau or Oman.  One hypothesis is that Indian cultures are inimical to capitalism, but this is not supported by the facts. Even after being confined to reservations, “the tradition of individual ownership was so well established that Indians resisted government efforts to establish common property,” says economist Leonard Carlson.

Another explanation for reservation poverty is that they lackalt high-quality natural resources. Many reservations, however, encompass hundreds of thousands of acres including valuable natural resources. For example, in the 1980s the Crow tribe had $27 billion worth of coal, or over $3 million per tribal member. Unfortunately, the asset earned a paltry 0.01 percent return, leaving 55 percent of tribal members on public assistance.

Physical and human capital are surely important to economic prosperity, but are lacking on reservations mainly because the institutions that govern Indian economies do not encourage investment. Indians cannot borrow money because their land—held in trust by the federal government—cannot be used as collateral and because tribal judicial systems may not consistently enforce contracts. Moreover, education rates lag behind the national average.

 

“Agricultural productivity on Indian lands
is 30 to 90 percent less than
on similar private lands.”
 

Agricultural productivity on Indian lands is 30 to 90 percent less than on similar private lands. Furthermore, tribal judicial systems are noted for their biased decisions that discourage outsiders from contracting with tribes or individual Indians. Indeed, tribes that have relinquished their judicial authority to the states wherein they live had growth rates for 1989–99 that averaged 20 percentage points higher than tribes without equivalent state oversight.  Many believe that the only hopes for pulling Native Americans out of poverty are quick fixes such as federal aid and gambling, which are not sustainable solutions, especially for rural tribes. If American Indians are to escape poverty, they will have to abandon what former interior secretary James Watt called “bastions of socialism” and commit to a rule of law with secure property rights and market institutions.

This essay was published as part of the Hoover Institution Weekly Essay series, which is distributed by Knight Ridder/Tribune, June 10, 2004.

Grabowski: Setting Bill O’Reilly straight regarding Indian Gaming
Posted: August 22, 2003 (excerpt)
by: Christine Grabowski / Indian Country Today
In the Aug. 12 broadcast of “The O’Reilly Factor,” the show’s host, Bill O’Reilly, repeatedly pushed his guest, Ernie Stevens of the National Indian Gaming Association, to “open the books” of Indian casinos. O’Reilly maintained that doing so would quell criticisms that the profits of tribally-owned casinos go to only a handful of Natives and that gaming does little to address the high rates of poverty which pervade Indian country.

Fact 1:

All Indian reservations are not created equal. While Indian country as a whole is plagued with horrendous rates of poverty, these are not uniform from reservation to reservation. Instead, they vary with the proximity of a reservation to major metropolitan centers, with the natural resources located on the land, as well as with the legal history of each reservation.  Unsurprisingly, reservations which are located near thriving cities and the employment opportunities these provide generally have higher standards of living than those which do not.

Fact 2:

All Indian casinos are not created equal. Some tribally-owned casinos are economic failures, some are moderate successes, while a lucky few reap hundreds of millions of dollars or more in profits. In fact, only a handful of casinos are responsible for the lion’s share of the profits in Indian gaming. The spectacular success of the leading tribally-owned casinos derives from their geographic location and tribal histories and cannot be duplicated on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation, no matter how brilliant the tribe’s management and how supportive the state and local governments of South Dakota.
 
“The BIA (Bureau of Indian Affairs) cannot account
for an estimated $3 billion that the agency was
supposed to have held in trust for Indian wards.”


Fact 3:

The high rate of poverty on many Indian reservations stems from an historical amalgam ofalt federal policies which ostensibly were intended to push Indians to become “civilized,” but were chronically ill-conceived, under-funded, poorly managed, not to mention culturally insensitive. Many problems have still not been corrected. Examples abound, yet in the amount of money involved and duration, it is hard to top the Indian trust fund debacle. The BIA cannot account for an estimated $3 billion that the agency was supposed to have held in trust for Indian wards. Under court order to provide an accounting of these funds for the last 100 years, the Bureau has yet to do so. Still, the agency is racking up thousands of dollars in legal fees to explain to the court why it shouldn’t do what it is legally obligated to do.

Christine Grabowski, Ph.D. is a consultant specializing in Indian affairs.

 

High on Gas and Out of Hope
In Canada’s Northeast, Innu Children Take Up Deadly Addiction
By DeNeen L. Brown
Washington Post Foreign Service
Thursday, December 21, 2000

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SHESHATSHEITS, Newfoundland — Standing in a dirt parking lot, ignoring anyone who stops to watch, the children wrap orange plastic bags around their blistered mouths and inhale the fumes of the clear gasoline that lies at the bottom of the bags. The bags rise and fall as the children, all Canadian native people known as Innu, suck in octane vapors.

Pien Jack is 12 and his nose is running. He stumbles as he sniffs. His tennis shoes are untied, but he doesn’t seem to notice. He giggles. Then his red eyes stare blankly, like a junkie’s. A string of saliva swings from his chin. Being a child, he does not wipe it away, and there is no parent around to do it for him.

 

“Alcoholism and drug abuse —
including gas sniffing — are common.”
 

He takes another hit of fumes from the bag. It’s as if he is sucking a pacifier. But he is sucking the intoxication of gasoline stolen from a truck.

Next to him is Lizita Pone, a girl with big, brown eyes and long, brown hair. She is wearing a baby blue sweat shirt with tiny pink flowers. She is not wearing a coat despite the strong winter chill. She holds her own bag of gasoline, a black one, wrapping the plastic around her bleeding lips and nose. The bag swells and sinks, rising and falling.

She holds it as if she were blowing up a party balloon. She giggles. She stumbles.

She is 10.

Usually, Canada’s native people prefer to sort out their own social problems. Alcoholism and drug abuse — including gas sniffing — are common in Canada’s native communities, especially in the North. But things have gotten so bad with the children here that leaders of the Innu Nation of Labrador in northeastern Canada have asked government officials to come and take their children away. Round them up, all 40 or so gas sniffers, put them on a bus or in cars and take them somewhere to sweat out their addiction.

A despondent Paul Rich, chief of the Sheshatsheits Innu, said he made the call to Newfoundland health authorities the day he looked into a crowd of sniffers and saw a boy as young as 6.

“It’s very shocking to see kids holding bags in one hand and cigarettes in another,” he said. “It’s deadly. We could lose a life just like that.” He snaps his fingers.

The chief, his hair black and cropped, is talking in a cafe. He has felt a backlash from some parents who didn’t agree with going to the government. There is a sadness about him, a man caught in a cycle of community hope and community depression, without the legal power to stop something that is not against the law. Nor the standing with the children to shame them into stopping.

“There used to be five, then 10, then 15,” he muses. “Now we have up to 40 children sniffing gas.”

People ask him, why take the kids out of the community and into a non-Innu environment? The answer, he says, is that drastic measures are needed to help these kids.

Sheshatsheits is a village of 1,200 people, far from the lights of any city. It’s about 150 miles south of a place called Davis Inlet, which seven years ago got a similar dose of publicity when six glue-sniffing teenagers barricaded themselves in a shack and tried to kill themselves.

Adrian Tanner, professor of anthropology at Memorial University of Newfoundland in St. John’s,alt said the problems of the Innu result from what he calls a social “colonization” by European Canadians. Before 1949, when the British colony of Newfoundland and Labrador became the Canadian province of Newfoundland, the Innu lived as nomads; then the government stepped in to try to integrate them. They were unable to live according to their own values and instead had to send their children to school and live under a middle-class, European value system, Tanner said.

In the old days, children were shared among families. Children moved from place to place and were not under strict supervision of their parents. There was no need to be.

The Innu culture does not allow for punishment of children. “There’s a notion among the Innu that children and young people have to discover for themselves. That worked in the bush, but unfortunately that doesn’t work as well” in modern times. Tanner called the gas sniffing a symptom of social breakdown. “It is a breakdown of rules that worked in the bush.”

Today about 75 percent of the adults in this community suffer from alcoholism and live in poverty. “There’s an atmosphere of hopelessness that the children must sense from their own parents. . . . So there’s this self-destructiveness that becomes very early on a dominant theme in the children’s approach to life,” he said.

Peter Penashue, president of the Innu Nation, said the blame for the Innu’s problems lies with Canada. It stripped the Innu of their culture starting in 1949. In the years that followed, many Innu lost their balance, he said: “Some of us lost pride and self-image; some tried to drown our sorrows in the bottle. And, yes, some of us, because of our drinking, neglected our children, so they followed our example and engaged in self-abuse such as gas sniffing.”

 
“He looked into a crowd of sniffers
and saw a boy as young as 6.”


Alcohol’s Cruel Legacy

In the early days of the epidemic, children in this village hid in the woods, where they built a shelter out of plywood. They would sniff gas all day and all night, sleeping in the woods and forgetting about school. No one looked for them, not even their parents, who were often wrestling with addictions to alcohol.

But now they walk openly down gravel roads, holding their bags, fearless and blatant, wanting the constant high that makes them hallucinate, makes them forget their problems, they say.

More often they say nothing at all.

A great orange moon hangs next to the Northern Lights in the sky over Sheshatsheits. “It is a strange moon,” Rich says as he drives down the highway. It seems to illuminate only problems. The chief points to a place where a man, drunk, was fatally hit. He tells how his own father, drunk, bled to death after he put his hand through a window and cut an artery, and how his mother, drunk, walked off a bridge.

“At least that is what they tell me,” Rich said. “I was 7.” He was placed in a foster home, where he was told not to speak his native language.

He pulls into the dirt parking lot of the alcohol rehabilitation center, a building painted midnight blue, set up to aid alcoholics, but now used in efforts to make sure the children at least have food and a place to sleep. Eight of them are sitting on a picnic bench outside. It is 11:30 on a Friday night and they are sniffing gas. They make no effort to hide the gas bags from the chief.

He approaches them and in a kind voice tells them there is food and shelter in the center. They giggle and twist their bags so the gas won’t spill, then place them in neat lines in the dirt near the center’s foundation wall. They go up the wooden stairs and into the center.

The scent of gasoline follows them inside, the way a chill rides the sleeve of someone who has stepped in out of the cold. They smell like mechanics. They giggle, dizzy.

Brendon Rich, 16, the chief’s nephew, slathers mayonnaise on white bread, then adds cheese and two pieces of bologna. He wolfs down half the sandwich, then runs outside to sniff, not stopping to savor the taste of mayonnaise mixed with gasoline fumes.

Outside, a girl is saying her name is Isabelle. She is almost singing the syllables. “Sleep? I don’t sleep. I never sleep.” Her eyes are blank, her eyebrows shaved, her dark hair lightened at the roots. She would be pretty except for the glaze over her eyes. She inhales from the bag and blows out. The black bag rises and falls like a hospital breathing device. She spits and giggles. The gas makes everything funny.alt

Why do you sniff gas when it could cause permanent brain damage?

They all giggle. “Because I like it,” a boy says.”Hasta la vista, baby,” he says, dancing.

Irene Penunzi, 19, one of the oldest in the group, sits on a white rail fence. “I started sniffing four years ago,” she says. “I have lots of problems. I don’t want to think about my problems. I keep it inside.”

Irene’s face is full, but her body is rail-thin. Her eyes speak. “Treatment?” she asks. “I want treatment.”

A 9-year-old girl stands at the edge of the crowd. This is my sister, a boy says. She sniffs gasoline, too,” he says proudly.

“I sniff sometimes,” the girl says, as if reciting something she’s memorized.

Finally, it’s all too much for someone who’s seeing this for the first time.

Please don’t sniff the gas. Here is some bubble gum. Do you like bubble gum?

They nod. They press forward with their hands stretching out. They jump up and down for the gum. They are children first. They ask: “Do you have candy?”

Yes. Here is candy. Have more. Please don’t sniff the gas. Don’t you know what that does to your brains?

They answer with blank stares.

Sympathy at the Top

Millions of Canadians have seen faces like these. Innu children have shown up on TV news in recent days, the latest evidence of the historic mismatch between European Canada and the country’s native peoples. It is a problem some Canadians are tired of hearing about, a problem others say makes them ashamed to be Canadians.

“They should not be poor,” said a non-native man in Quebec who did not want to be identified. “They live on reservations in government-funded housing. They don’t have to pay taxes. They should have plenty of money. Their parents are high on booze. Why aren’t they watching those children?”

But elsewhere there is sympathy. A day before Canada’s national election in November, Innu leaders met with Prime Minister Jean Chretien, a former Indian affairs minister who has an adopted native son. He appeared moved by their plea to take the children in hand. “Too many children live in poverty. Too many aboriginal Canadians live in Third World conditions,” Chretien said in a speech recently. “I deeply believe that government has the responsibility to promote social justice.”

On Nov. 22, social workers responded to the pleas of the Innu Nation. They took 12 children on a bus to a detoxification center hastily created on a military base in Happy Valley-Goose Bay. Welfare officials had obtained court orders to remove 19 children from the village, but seven couldn’t be found.

Dark End of the Graveyard

On a Saturday morning, the children emerge from the woods, where some of them have slept in the cold. Their breakfast of gasoline in their hands, they head for the alcohol center to eat food as well. On the way, they talk of why they sniff gas and they talk about Charles. Eight months ago, he died at the age of 11 in a fire started by a cigarette after he sniffed gas.

Four kids were in the house with Charles when his bag — and he — caught on fire.

“At one point Charles ran toward me. I was still sniffing and fumes were on me,” said Phillip Rich, 13. He wears a blue knit hat with a Reebok label. “I thought I would catch fire so I ran away.”

Charles’s death haunts Phillip. He appears in fume-fueled dreams. “Charles told me to go to the dark end of the graveyard,” Phillip said.

Phillip said he tried to stop sniffing gas but couldn’t. “I won’t stop because that is the only way I can communicate with Charles.”

He wraps his orange bag tighter. He inhales. Exhales. The bag swells.

 

 
 
 
 
My Grandfather William “Billy” Keith
 

The idea “Billy’s Dream for Native American Families”  was first told to me by my grandfather William Keith for which this website is dedicated.   Billy didn’t start talking to me  about his Native American heritage until I was a young man serving in the military.  In fact, I was quite surprised when he told me he was a member of the Cherokee Nation.   It was through him that I began to learn of the culture and wisdom  of the American Indian.  He told me he purposely used the term American Indian from time to time because he did not find it  “offensive” in the least.  And after all, many of the organizations and tribes have the word “Indian” in their title.  He believed that our attention would be better served by concentrating on the positive aspects that the American Indian had contributed  to this world. 

Billy was a very hard working man.  In fact, he had worked for Lockheed for over 40 years.  Healt was also a very giving man.  Any time any one in the family needed help, financially or otherwise, he has there.  No one ever had to ask him twice for help.  Once was always enough.  Billy and his wife, Ruthie, lived in a small two bedroom house which was always enough to serve their needs.  He spent most of the time in the garage which was filled with tools and machines that he could use for just  about any kind of project.  He was great, not only with his hands, but with his mind, which means he could come up with an idea, develop the necessary blueprints and then actually create the finished product. 

I’ve incorporated some of the stories and wisdom that my grandfather Billy told me over the years onto the pages of this website.   I will be adding to the history of William “Billy” Keith from time to time.

Whirlwind Romance

by Paul Harwitz

 

I’m a cowboy and you’re a cowgirl.
What say we give some dancin’ a whirl?
I don’t get to the city all that much,
What with ridin’ and ropin’ and mendin’ fence ‘n’ stuff.

You sure are a pretty young thang,
And you don’t seem to mind the way I twang.
I ain’t much to look at, and I’m damn near broke,

But I ain’t one to think that love is a joke.

So do you think that you might maybe possibly could
Find it in your heart to love a cowboy who’s good?
I know it’s kinda sudden and all,
But if we had each other, I’d sit in the saddle real tall.

And I’ll respect your wishes if you cotton to modern ways,
And don’t want to just sit home a-churnin’ butter,
And milkin’ cows one after the other through all the days,
So if you don’t want to marry, just be my “significant udder.”

There Are No Fences in Heaven

by Paul Harwitz

 

I was still right young when Grandpa died.
In a dream not long after, he visited me from the Other Side.
He looked like the pictures of back when he was in his prime.
“Grandson, don’t mourn me any more. It was my time.”

“I miss you, Grandpa,” I said, trying to hide a tear.
“Grandson, I’m always around, even though I’m not here.
I’m in the little whirlwind that you’ll see appear and disappear.

I’m in the river’s ebb and flow, and the greening of the grass each year.”

“I’m just a little boy,” I said. “Who’ll teach me what to do?”
“You’ve got your parents, and your siblings, and your uncles, and your aunts.
You just listen to them, and to all the poems and songs and stories, too.
And remember not to hate anyone, no matter how much he yells and rants.”

“But you know so much! You still had so much to do!”
“No, Grandson, it was my time to go, and my life on Earth was through.
Besides, on the Other Side of the Great Divide, I’ve got the life that’s true.”
“Before you go back,” I asked, “tell what it’s like across the Great Divide.”

“There are no fences in Heaven. The range is free and wide.
The grasslands are all well-watered, there on the Other Side.
The buffalo number in the millions, as they thunder across the Plains.
And no cowpokes get struck by lightning as they ride herd when it rains.

“The wells never run dry, and the crops ripen in bounteous pride,
‘Cause there’s never a flood or a drought.
And our friends from the Tribes are happy to hunt, fish, and ride,
As freely as they please, all round about.

“There’s no war, or disease, no hatred, no strife.
We’re all God’s children, and know it, in the true life.
There’s no feuding, no squabbles, no scrambling for wealth.
There’s no injury or malady, and there’s only good health.

“There are no fences in Heaven. The range is free and wide.
The grasslands are all well-watered, there on the Other Side.
Now, when you wake up, you smile and do your chores,
‘Cause you don’t need to cry for me any more.”

The SOL Ranch

by Paul Harwitz

 

In the middle of the State of Wyoming, in Natrona County,
Sets a ranch which puts the “SOL” brand on nature’s bounty.
The SOL’s a brand that’s known far and wide,
All throughout the countryside.

The current owner’s great-grandpappy won it in a poker game,
And since then, that family’s life has never, ever been the same.
You see, things just don’t often turn out the way you’d expect they should

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For a ranchin’ family to earn sufficient livelihood.

The patriarch of the family narrowly escaped a stock detective
Who claimed that the old gent and his neighbors had brands defective.
Then he had to stand trial for the investigator’s death,
Which he said was owin’ to a stumblin’ horse fall removing breath.

The great-grandpappy was acquitted, but was so elated,
That he was just plumb loco over-joyed,
And ’cause of that, he from a heart-attack expirated.
Needless to say, his wife and kin were exasperated.

Next came the grandpa, who found more mavericks than anyone,
Which more than a few times, almost cost him his health.
Some larger outfits cast a suspicious eye on his wealth,
Then  laughed when hoof-and-mouth condemned his cattle every one.

The pappy always dressed and acted right snappy.
He charmed the ladies a mite too well.
But a glib tongue could not a shotgun blast dispell,
So the other woman’s husband made the widow unhappy.

On the son’s shoulders rest the name and brand,
Both known throughout all Western land.
He’s also inherited his ancestors’ work-habits and pluck,
Which explains why he’s so often, uh, out of luck.

The Robot Rodeo

by Paul Harwitz

 

You’d really enjoy the action and the thrills at the Robot Rodeo.
It’s held every year in the town of Casper, Wy-o.
Gleaming steel cowboys ride ornery mechanical bull beasts.
It’s so exciting, the crowd jumps right out of their seats.

Pretty metal cowgirls execute amazing barrel racing.
The cybernetic barrels have little feet and wheels a-pacing.
Those barrels try to barge into their way.

The cowgirls try to outsmart ’em, and it’s quite a fray!

Metallic mustangs try to throw off each shiny cowpoke.
Those bronc-riders try to stay on and not to get broke.
The iron horses shimmy and jump and buck
So much that sometimes parts fly off ’em like offen a truck.

The stainless calves try to outrace the sly, agile, robot ropers.
Those computerized cowponies work with their riders as one.
The composite cowboys rope and throw each whirring, whirling calf.
Then all the competitors enjoy a refreshing hot-oil bath.

Ride for the Brand

by Paul Harwitz

 

The dismounted young cowboy asked the old hand,
“What does it mean when they say ‘Ride for the brand’?”
The grizzled old-timer’s age seemed to drop years,
And he sat straight up in the saddle as he surveyed the steers.

“It means a lot of different things, son.
It has a lot to do with what’s lost and what’s won.
I ain’t talking about gambling, but earning a living,

Hard work, trust, respect, taking, and giving.

“It means you don’t never foul up the land,
And you don’t take unfair advantage or rob.
You work hard, even when the work’s rough as a cob.
That’s part of what it means to ride for the brand.

“It means you help your neighbors and your friends,
And you help even strangers just passing through.
It means you hire on a hungry saddle-tramp
Who needs a place to winter past the cold and damp.

“It means you don’t let the poor folks go hungry
Just ’cause they’re down and short on grub and luck.
And it means that you don’t work just for a buck,
But ’cause you need work like water’s needed by a tree.

“It means you can be trusted, and that you trust each pard,
To do the chores that are needed, no matter how hard,
‘Cause you’re all riding for the same outfit,
And you’re all striving together to benefit it.

“It means you keep searching for that one last stray,
Even though it’s the end of the day,
Even though you’d rather stop and go to town.
It means you don’t lay your responsibility down.”

“It means you give an honest day’s work for an honest day’s wage,
Whether you’re in the corral or out riding the range.
Every job’s important, and there ain’t none that ain’t.
It’s not the cowboy way to quit though it’d be easier to say ‘I cain’t.’

“It means you’ll not complain when you help dig a well,
Nor even have to be asked to spell a tired cowpoke who’s stove-up.
It means you’ll work with others as well as you’ll work alone,
And that even when you’re tired to the bone, you’ll cowboy-up.

“That’s what it means, that, and a whole lot more.
It means that you’ve got pride in yourself, your job, and the land.
So saddle-up. Toughen-up. Cowboy-up. Be a man.
Ride for the brand.”

I’m Just a Young Cowboy

by Paul Harwitz

 

I’m just a young cowboy. I’m just starting out,
With a yip and a holler and a bodacious shout.
I’m just a young cowboy, and I want to say,
Thank God I’m a cowboy on this glorious day!

Everything’s new, and nothing is old,
Except for the jokes and the stories I’m told.
I’m good with a catch-rope and I’m good with a horse.

I love working cattle from my saddle, of course.

I’m just a young cowboy, I’m just breathing free.
I don’t need no towns or much of humanity.
You go be a doctor, a lawyer, or judge.
From this cowboy life, I’ll never budge.

I love the freedom and I love the range.
There’s not a single thing that I would change.
I’ll never marry, I’ll never settle down.
But I’d like to see that pretty new schoolmarm in town.

I Saw an Angel Out on the Range

by Paul Harwitz

 

I saw an Angel out on the range.
It appeared silently, and my mount didn’t balk
As the Angel glowed softly while I rode night-hawk.
My horse stopped and bowed his head, and it didn’t seem strange.

“Don’t be afraid,” the Angel said.
He was dressed in white from foot to head.
His outfit was all cowboy and it shone with light.

He had wondrous wings, a glorious sight.

I doffed my hat and said, “Mister Angel, if it’s my time to go,
You just lead the way, and I’ll follow.”
“It’s not your time,” laughed the Angel. “I was just sent by God on high
To tell you He’s heard your prayer, and to give you His reply.”

“He was impressed that you didn’t ask for fame, or fortune, or long life,
But for peace on Earth, blessings on all, and an end to all strife.
The only thing you asked for yourself He grants, out here under the sky,
You’ll be a cowboy till the day that you die.”

The High Lonesome

by Paul Harwitz

 

You can feel all alone in a city that’s big,
Where people will walk all over someone
And not care a fig.
You see that, and your nerves come undone.

You need to light out to the High Lonesome.
Come out to repair the rips in your psyche and soul.
Better that than to bury yourself in some city hole.

Come out to the High Lonesome, and be back in control.

Look at the forest, and don’t miss the trees.
Smell the freshness in the mountain meadow breeze.
Spy a stag unawares drinking from a stream with no cares.
Wonder at the stars, and forget about putting on airs.

You’re a part of all this grandeur, this vista, this view,
And remember, now and forever, it’s all part of you.
Whenever the city and civilization seem too much to take,
Remember the High Lonesome and take a wilderness break.

 

 

The Gallant Stallion

by Paul Harwitz

 

He was the finest black stallion I had ever seen.
His flanks and legs bespoke power and speed.
In his wild, outlaw, open-range eyes flashed a fiery, proud gleam.
To capture his wildness and tame it, I felt a burning need.

I almost didn’t want to catch him, with his midnight coat.
I almost hoped he’d continue to elude me in the mountains and plains,
In the cool-watered meadows, and then I’d remember the reins,

The reins I wanted to gentle him to, and not just for gloat.

He was a wily devil, cunning, quick, and sure,
Fast as the wind, but I knew the salt-lick that would lure
That gallant stallion, for I too knew the land,
And that savvy would help me capture him with a rope in my hand.

Many times I’d tried to catch him before,
But he’d always, just at the last moment, escape.
Yet, this time, somehow I knew I would finally win,
And that this brave black stallion I would bring in.

My heart raced as I spurred my mount to wear my quarry out.
I’d remember to slow down my breathing, then I’d shout,
And hoorah him and harry him without remorse or relent,
For my plan was to get his vast, wild energy spent.

He was slyly circling towards his favorite salt-lick,
And he thought he could lose me, but I was too quick.
Just as he reached it, I captured him with my catch-rope.
His eyes showed he knew that of escape there was no hope.

I brought him to the home ranch with pride and respect.
Though courageous, he worried, ’cause he didn’t know what to expect.
There’d be many a brag around campfires as that story I’d tell.
In my cowboy heart, I felt my pride start to swell.

“Oh, there you are,” my Mother said as she walked out the kitchen door.
“I’m going to need that mop after supper to clean the floor.
Now, please give me back my clothesline, my little buckaroo so bold.”
You see, I was a brave cowboy, even though I was only eight years

Foaling Season

by Paul Harwitz

 

Foaling season’s here again.
I’ve been doing this since I don’t know when.
You have to give God thanks, glory be,
For creating the horse that you now see.

They say the horse evolved here in the West,
Over millions of years, in the land it loves best.
Then some went to Asia, while ones here all died.
Then the Spanish brought the horse back with their conquering tide.

Whatever way God first made them, He must’ve knowed
Of all the work and the pleasure they would now have bestowed,
And all the horses that would gallop through many an ode,
And of all the bucking broncos, and the riders they’ve throwed.

There’s been many a song, and many a story,
About the cowboy, the horse, and their glory.
Some say God must be a Cowboy, though I don’t rightly know,
But I think He must surely smile when He sees a rodeo.

A Cowpoke at the Opera

by Paul Harwitz

 

Well, pards, I was over to Denver when last the hay’d been mowed,
And that town sure as shootin’ has growed.
And I seen signs all ’round town
That some big old opry had done come around.

Well, I ain’t never before seen no opry,
And to get culture’s better than a bar-room fightin’ spree,
So I figgers, what the hay,

And so I done bought myself a ticket that day.

I come back there that night and got showed to my seat.
From the way people looked at my outfit,
I reckoned I better just go ahead and sit.
They was wearing fancy duds, an’ I looked like Cowboy Pete.

Then the lights done dimmed down,
And the great big old band started to play.
At first it was kinda soft, but then
Them cymbals clashed like a storm a mountain had just found.

Then some great big-chested gal with a shield and spear
Started singing real purty in some fur’n language and walkin’ around.
I think it was German, ’cause it sure did sound
A lot like what in towns in the Dakotas I used to hear.

She was wearing a metal bonnet with horns on her head.
So I figgered if this opry’s got cows, it must be an oater.
Near’s I could tell, some powerful old guy owned a big spread
And was in a terrible choler and kept singin’ up a storm to holler.

There was a lot of guys swinging swords and axes and what-all,
And since there weren’t no six-guns a-tall,
I reckoned it was some ancient Old World story,
Plumb full of blood and guts and glory.

The durn thing lasted so long a spell
I thought this opry’s a bargain for what you spend.
But it was gettin’ kinda late,
And I asked a feller next to me when it would end.

He said it was a-comin’ on, and to have no fear,
For it wouldn’t be too much longer
‘Fore I’d be gettin’ outta here,
And to look for that big lady with the flyin’ horse, shield and spear.

That huge ol’ white horse sure ’nuff had wings!
And the big-chested lady warbled
But like that city feller done said,
It ain’t over till the fat lady sings.

Cowboy Troy

by Paul Harwitz

 

Cowboy Troy sometimes seems to be
The epitome of outlandish stupidity.
He’s not a bad cowboy when he’s doing his work,
But thinking things through is a duty he’ll often shirk.

Cowboy Troy works all right in the saddle,
But common sense will often skidaddle
When he hatches one of his hare-brained schemes,

And people laugh so hard they near bust their seams.

Like the time he thought he’d invent a beauty-cream
And went to the General Store to see what ingredients he could glean
From the list of things on the jars of stuff there,
Then got a well-worn chemical recipe book out of who knows where.

He decided to use an old tool-shed quite a ways from the bunkhouse,
And said that’s ’cause he didn’t want us disturbing his inventing anyhows.
He figured he’d invent this new stuff without even a plan.
“Why, heck,” he said, “they’s mostly gliss-sireen and lan-o-lan.”

He grinned. “I’ll add in some rosewater and sagebrush,
And secret ingredients, and them cosmetic companies’ll just rush
To buy my beauty-cream’s formulary,
Or maybe I’ll sell jars of it myself to every store and apothecary.”

“Cowboy Troy,” I said, “you don’t know nothin’ about chemistry,
Or about the women’s beauty concoction industry.
They’s got it down to a science, and there ain’t no way,
They’ll shell out a fortune to a hayseed cowpoke anyway.”

“I’ll show y’all, ” he said to us other cowhands, “and then you’ll repent
That you ever doubted my natural-born inventin’ talent.
On the fairer sex’s moisturizin’, prettifyin’ market I’ll make quite a dent.
It’ll keep gals’ skin young and healthy, and also wrinkles prevent.”

With that, he traipsed off to that lonesome tool-shed.
He’s a stubborn cuss when he gets some lame idea in his head.
Now this was the exact same day we were expecting a whole load
Of new irrigation equipment and pipe to be brought in by the main road.

We heard the trucks coming even before we saw the convoy,
And you could tell they were turning from the highway
And would be directly coming over to the ranch’s way.
From that distance, each gleaming truck looked like a toy.

The nearer they got to us, the more the ground seemed to shake,
Till something totally unexpected our attention did take.
The tool-shed blew up in a spectacular way
That all of us still talk about to this day.

All of us, that is, except Cowboy Troy.
He flew through the air with unwanted ease
And his arms and legs were windmilling and flailing
Like he was trying to get a hold of a non-existent railing.

Pieces of the tool-shed were still sailing away
And a compact object of some sort jetted my way.
I jumped back, and it landed almost at my feet.
It was a book. Of chemical formulas, it was replete.

Then I saw one page which was dog-eared and marked.
“This must be Cowboy Troy’s,” I casually remarked.
“Let’s see where he landed, and if he’s still livin’.
If he’s not, on his saddle, my claim I’m givin’.”

We ran over to where we’d allowed he must’ve alighted.
It was just a ways beyond the main stable.
Someone had done a right good job of mucking out that barn.
Troy had landed in a pile of horse manure and looked quite benighted.

“Git me out of here!” he yelled, so he was still alive.
And the boys were buzzin’ like bees in a hive.
“We can’t move you, Troy. You’ll just have to lie there real nice and still,”
I said, “till the ambulance gets here, which I hope it shortly will.”

“What!?” he shouted. “You want to leave me lying in this mess!?”
“Troy, it’s a medical precaution. If your spine or neck is bollixed,
To move you without proper skill could cripple or kill. I confess
I’d like to help you, but we’re all just range-hands, not trained medics.”

“Oh, that’s wonderful!” he shouted, and some nasty words I won’t relate.
“That horse-doo saved your life,” I countered. “Don’t be such an ingrate.
That and the hay and all
Surely saved your life by cushioning your fall.”

I looked at the page of that book, and my eyes grew wide.
“Cowboy Troy,” I asked, “were you trying to commit suicide?”
“What do you mean?” he demanded in an angry tone.
“Do you have any idea what you were mixing out of this chemistry tome?”

“You know I was inventing a super beauty-cream.”
“Troy, this page tells how to make nitroglycereen!”
“Well, yeah,” he said, “but I only made a little bit.
It was just another secret ingredient.”

“Don’t you know nitro’s a dangerous explosive?
The vibrations from the trucks must’ve set it off!
Don’t you think at all? Or are you just a dummkopf?”
“I’m not stupid,” he said. “Don’t insult me with words corrosive!”

“Well, what were you thinking, to put nitro into lady’s beauty-glop?”
“They also use it,” he argued, “in those little pills so the heart won’t stop.
I figured if it keeps the heart young, it’ll work even better on skin.”
We all laughed so hard, he got even madder lying in all that slop.

“You’re lucky you weren’t killed outright,”
I said, “or from the fall from your unscheduled morning flight.
Now, your sensibilities I don’t mean to rattle,
But, Cowboy Troy, if you die, kin I have your saddle?”

Well, at that, he fussed and fumed and cussed
So much that it kept us in stitches till the ambulance got in sight.
The paramedics said it was a miracle, but that he’d be all right.
They strapped him into the stretcher real tight.

He was still cussin’ a blue streak when they drove him away.
When the Admissions Nurse got told the reason for his hospital stay,
She laughed so hard that they still talk about it today.
Me and a couple of the other boys went to see him the next day.

“We brought you clean clothes ’cause they’re cuttin’ you loose,”
I said. “The doctor allows it’s a good thing you landed on your caboose.”
He got real sullen and wouldn’t talk at all on the long drive home.
He was pickin’ at his indignity like a cowdog pickin’ at a bone.

He sat silent even all through the welcome-home supper.
The evening meal at the Raucous Ranch is usually a picker-upper.
Later on, he was still in quite a blue funk,
But even more so when he got ready to get into his bunk.

For under his pillow, some too-clever cowpoke
Had put something he thought was a real good joke.
A hand-made label graced a jar of something his ego to ream.
It read, “Famous Cowboy Troy’s Nitro-Glyer-Cream.”

Cowboy & the Dream Girl

by Paul Harwitz

 

Walking into the Moonlight’s dimly-lit bar,
I saw a vision that entranced me from afar.
A shapely female figure sat coyly on a seat.
I thought to myself, “That’s a lady I’ve got to meet.”

From the back, she looked incredibly svelte,
And I guessed she’d have a face that would make my heart melt.
Two cowpoke pards at the far end motioned me to join them.

“Don’t look right at her yet,” whispered Clem.

“Yeah, if he sees you eyeing her, he’ll fight you,” warned Ty.
“Who?” I asked. “The one next to her, is he the guy?”
“And don’t dare act like anything at all is wrong,”
Added Clem, “or he’ll start a one-man riot before long.”

“Is he that jealous?” I asked, “like in a sad cowboy song?”
“Just follow our lead,” cautioned Ty, “and play along.”
“You can take a gander real fast now,” Clem said,
“‘Cause he’s making a quick trip to the head.”

I started with her beautiful, silky, long blonde hair,
But when I got to her face, I stopped cold right there.
“Boys,” I whispered, “lessen I’m crazy, she’s made of wood!”
Ty said, “Yep, she’s a timber version of beautiful ladyhood.”

Clem explained, “His girlfriend ran off with a bull-rider
The day before yesterday, and he went plumb loco.
He bought this wooden gal and he keeps staying beside ‘er.
He’ll get violent if you act like you know.”

“He keeps buying everybody drinks,” Ty detailed,
“So that’s another reason not to let his delusion get derailed.”
“He’s a cowpuncher named Henry,” Clem said, “and he’s coming back.”
So, I sat in silence and spied like nothing was off-track.

Henry apparently thought he was having a sparkling conversation
With that gal whose upright parents were of a forest derivation.
The dress looked expensive and slinky, and fit her right good.
It seemed a durn shame that instead of being human, she was wood.

The Moonlight’s staff let their arriving patrons know on the sly
Not to let on they thought anything was wrong with this girl and guy.
I don’t blame them. He was buying drinks for everyone there who was alive.
And besides, Henry had blacksmith-wide arms and stood six-foot five.

Every night he was in there with his new sweet-heart,
With him buying drinks for everybody and acting the part
Of a devoted, lucky, fully attentive boyfriend.
I thought to myself, “This story’s bound to have a tragic end.”

He kept buying her pretty dresses to wear,
And sometimes at the bar, he would gently stroke her golden hair.
But when the next full moon came, Fate his fair dream did dash,
Cruel as the woodsman’s ax when he fells a tree to make it crash.

I came into the bar early for a change, and saw him sitting alone,
Like a repentant sinner who feels for his misdeeds he must atone.
“She left me,” he moaned, “and I’m the saddest of all men.
She forsook me and ran off with that handsome cigar-store
Indian!”

Cooking Buffalo With Julia

a.k.a
(“Julia Child Cooks Buffalo”)
by Paul Harwitz

 

Hello, I’m Julia Child. Today what I want to show
Is how to cook the North American buffalo.
The bison which provided the meats for today
Were slaughtered with respect, the Native way.

Because buffalo has much less fat than cow,
You must remember not to use too high a temperature,
And not to overcook it anyhow.

It’s low in cholesterol, fat, and calories.

Never over-cook buffalo. Cook rare or medium-rare,
To conserve the vitamins and wonderful taste in there.
For buffalo steaks, move your oven rack
From the heat source, about one notch further back.

In place of the wild onions we’re using today,
If you want to substitute shallots, that’s O.K.
For side-dishes, consider squash, beans, and maize,
And your guests will praise your meal for days.

Cooking buffalo produces a feast that’s a feat.
Those who dine upon it will enjoy a great treat.
For meals shared with others, buffalo can’t be beat.
And that is tout le table. Bon appetite!

A Cowboy Needs Wide Open Spaces

by Paul Harwitz

 

A cowboy needs wide-open spaces.
A cowboy needs wild, untamed places.
A cowboy needs untrammeled trails.
A cowboy needs grassy hills and dales.

A cowboy needs meadows that have never been plowed.
A cowboy needs room to roam freely around.
A cowboy needs to be where deer and antelope abound.

A cowboy needs to be where only the grazing’s cowed.

A cowboy needs water clear, pure, and bright.
A cowboy needs to look up at the stars at night.
A cowboy needs to breathe air that’s fresh and clean.
A cowboy needs to see he’s part of Nature’s scene.

A cowboy needs the panoramic vistas of the open range.
A cowboy needs to see the seasons change.
A cowboy needs to have all these things that Nature’s arranged,
‘Cause if he doesn’t, that cowpoke’ll become plumb “de-ranged!”

1-900-A-Cowboy


by Paul Harwitz

 

I was between jobs and money was getting real tight,
So until I found work aa new ranch, I took a job at night.
Things had gotten so bad, I’d even begun thinking about selling my saddle,
And you know for a cowboy to do that, it just ain’t right.

They said it was some kind of telephone service.
“Well, Mister,” I said to the phone-room foreman,
“I gotta confess, my voice twangs and drawls and like that.”
“Don’t worry,” he said, “you’ll be a winner the first time at bat.”

“What exactly are we selling?” I inquired.

“The job agency didn’t tell me quite what.”
“Cowboy,” he answered, “what we’re selling is you,
And in this room, every single other buckaroo.”

“What?” I demanded. “You mean I’m gonna be
Some kind of cowpoke gigalo? Like some kind of outcall?”
I thought to myself, if the women are good-looking,
This might not be bad work at all.

“No,” he said. “It’s in-call. These East Coast women
Are tired of the Yuppie men in whose circles they’re swimmin’.
They pay to call a real, live cowboy,
And I’ll tell you, it’s a hell of a marketing ploy.”

“We don’t have to talk dirty or nothing, do we?”
“No,” he said, “keep it clean.”
“That’s good,” I said, “’cause I don’t want to talk mean
To womenfolk. If I did that, I’d be morally broke.”

“Look over these sample scripts,” he said.
“By the time you cowboys have these all read,
You’re usually ready to wing-it and ad-lib,
‘Cause at romantic ranch-hand dialogue, you’re all so glib.”

Soon, I took my first call.
“1-900-A-Cowboy,” I answered, in my most appealing drawl.
“Are you a real cowboy?” she asked.
“Ma’am,” I replied, “I’m as real as an exciting bronc ride.

“I’m so real, that I hanker and pine,
For female companionship that’s oh-so-fine.
I can tell you’re a lady of impeccable taste.
For you to lavish affection on a lonely cowpoke like me would be a waste.”

“Oh, no,” she said, “you’re more attractive to me,
Than all these pretty-boy actors on prime-time TV.”
“Well, ma’am, that certainly warms this old range-hand’s heart.”
“Tell me,” she asked, “how does your day start?”

“This morning,” I answered, “I rolled out of my bunk well before sunrise.
In fact, some of the stars were still in the skies.
I grabbed a quick breakfast from the spread’s Cook,
And then out for strays I rode to look.”

I told them gals stories. Some were made-up.
Some were true.
But when I got done talking with them,
There wasn’t one of them that was blue.

Now, some men will call up women who’ll talk to them nasty.
But ladies want to hear a man talk to them nice and polite,
So they can have wholesome romantic fantasies in dreams at night.
Women know that cowhands’ll be alluring instead of uptight.

Isn’t it amazing that what an East Coast man thinks sounds “hick”
Makes a lovely, lonely lady’s pulse race real quick?
If those Eastern dudes didn’t spend all their time chasing the
dollar,
Those lonely ladies wouldn’t have to give “1-900-A-Cowboy” a holler.

The Old Chisholm Trail

Traditional Song – (author unknown)

 

Come along, boys, and listen to my tale
I’ll tell you of my trouble on the old Chisholm trail.

Coma ti yi youpy, youpy ya, youpy ya,
Coma ti yi youpy, youpy ya.

I started up the trail October twenty-third,
I started up the trail with the 2-U herd.

Oh, a ten-dollar hoss and a forty-dollar saddle, —
And I’m goin’ to punchin’ Texas cattle

I woke up one mornin’ afore daylight
And afore I sleep the moon shines bright

Old Ben Bolt was a blamed good boss,
But he went to see the girls on a sore-backed hoss.

Old Ben Bolt was a fine old man
And you’d know there was whiskey wherever he would land.

My hoss throwed me off at the creek called Mud,
My hoss throwed me off round the 2-U herd.

Last time I saw him he was going ‘cross the level,
A-kickin’ up his heels and a-runnin’ like the devil.

It’s cloudy in the west, a-lookin’ like rain,
And my damned old slicker’s in the wagon again.

Crippled my hoss, I don’t know how,
Ropin’ at the horns of a 2-U cow.

We hit Caldwell and we hit her on the fly,
We bedded down the cattle on the hill close by.

No chaps, no slicker, and it’s pourin’ down rain
And I swear, by God,  I’ll never night-herd again

Feet in the stirrups and seat in the saddle,
I hung and rattled with them long-horn cattle.

Last night I was on guard and the leader broke the ranks,
I hit my horse down the shoulders and I spurred him in the flanks.

The wind commenced to blow and the rain began to fall,
Hit looked, by grab, like we was goin’ to lose ’em all.

I jumped in the saddle and grabbed holt of the horn,
Best blamed cow-puncher ever was born.

I popped my foot in the stirrup and gave a little yell,
The tail cattle broke and the leaders went as well.

I don’t give a damn if they never do stop;
I’ll ride as long as an eight-day clock.

Foot in the stirrup and hand on the horn,
Best damnded cowboy ever was born.

I herded and hollered and I done very well,
Till the boss said, “Boys, just let ’em go to hell.”

Stray in the herd, and the boss said kill it,
So I shot him in the rump with the handle of the skillet.

We rounded ’em up and put ’em on the cars,
And that was the last of the old Two Bars.

Oh it’s bacon and beans ‘most every day, —
I’d as soon be eatin’ prairie hay.

I’m on my horse and I’m goin’ at a run,
I’m the quickest shootin’ cowboy that ever pulled a gun.

I went to the wagon to get my roll,
To come back to Texas, dad-burn my soul.

I went to the boss to draw my roll,
He had it figgered out I was nine dollars in the hole.

I’ll sell my outfit just as soon as I can,
I won’t punch cattle for no damned man.

Goin’ back to town to draw my money,
Goin’ back home to see my honey.

With my knees in the saddle and my seat in the sky,
I’ll quit punchin’ cows in the sweet by and by.

Com a ti yi youpy, youpy ya, youpy ya,
Coma ti yi youpy, youpy ya.

Mustang Gray

Traditional Song
(Credited to Tom Grey, Tularosa, New Mexico, 1888)

 

There was a brave old Texan,
They called him Mustang Gray;
He left his home when but a youth,
Went ranging far away.

But he’ll go no more a-ranging
The savage to affright;
He has heard his last war whoop

And fought his last fight.

He ne’er would sleep within a tent
No comforts would he know;
But like a brave old Tex-i-can
A-ranging he would go.

When Texas was invaded
By a mighty tyrant foe,
He mounted his noble war-horse
And a-ranging he did go.

Once he was taken prisoner,
Bound in chains upon the way;
He wore the yoke of bondage
Through the streets of Monterey.

A señorita loved him
And followed by his side;
She opened the gates and gave to him
Her father’s steed to ride.

God bless the señorita,
The belle of Monterey;
She opened wide the prison door
And let him ride away.

And when his veteran’s life was spent,
It was his last command,
To bury him on Texas soil
On the banks of the Rio Grande;

And there the lonely traveler,
When passing by his grave,
Will shed a farewell tear
O’er the bravest of the brave.

Now he’ll go no more a-ranging,
The savage to affright;
He’s heard his last war-whoop
and fought his last fight.

I Ride an Old Paint

Traditional Song

 

I ride an old paint, I lead an old dan
I’m goin’ to Montana to throw the hoolihan
They feed in the coulees, they water in the draw
Their tails are all matted, their backs are all raw

Ride around little dogies, ride around them slow
For the fiery and snuffy are rarin’ to go

Old Bill Jones had a daughter and a son
One went to college, the other went wrong
His wife, she got killed in a poolroom fight
But still he’s a-singin’ from mornin’ till night

When I die, take my saddle from the wall
Place it on my old pony, lead him out of his stall
Tie my bones to my saddle and turn our faces to the West
And we’ll ride the prairie we love the best

I ride an old paint, I lead an old dan
I’m goin’ to Montana to throw the hoolihan
They feed in the coulees, they water in the draw
Their tails are all matted, and their backs are all raw

 

 

Cattlemen’s Prayer

Traditional Song/Poem
Author–unknown, circa 1890

 

Now O Lord please lend thine ear,
The prayer of the Cattleman to hear;
No doubt many prayers to thee seem strange,
But won’t you bless this cattle range?

Bless the round-up year by year
And don’t forget the growing steer;
Water the land with brooks and rills

For my cattle that roam a thousand hills.

Now, O Lord, won’t you be good
And give our livestock plenty of food;
And to avert a winter’s woe
Give Italian skies and little snow.

Prairie fires won’t you please stop,
Let thunder roll and water drop,
It frightens me to see the smoke,
Unless it’s stopped, I’ll go dead broke.

As you, O Lord, our herds behold–
Which represents a sack of gold–
I think at least five cents per pound
Should be the price of beef year round.

One more thing and then I’m through,
Instead of one calf, give my cows two.
I may pray different than some others, but then
I’ve had my say, and now amen.

O Bury Me

Traditional
(From a poem by Edwin H. Chapin originally used as an elegy for burials at sea, adapted for Cowboy burials on the “Sea of Grass” )

 

“Oh, bury me not on the Lone Prairie;”
These words came sad and mournfully
From the pallid lips of a youth who lay
On his dying bed at the close of day.
“It matters not, so I’ve been told
Where the body lies when the heart grows cold,
But grant, oh grant, this wish to me;
Bury me not on the Lone Prairie.”

“Bury me not on the Lone Prairie.
Where coyotes howl and the wind blows free,
In a narrow grave, six by three;
Oh, Bury me not on the Lone Prairie.”

“Oh, Bury me not…” His voice failed there;
We took no heed of his dying prayer.
In a narrow grave, six by three,
We buried him there on the Lone Prairie.

And the Cowboys now, as they roam the Plains,
They mark the spot where his bones were lain;
Fling a handful of roses o’er his grave
With a prayer to God his soul to save.

Wild Rippling Water

Traditional
(by David Wilkie)

 

As I was out walking and rambling one day,
I spied a fair couple a’coming my way.
One was a Lady, as fair as could be,
And the other was a Cowboy, and a brave one was he.
He said, “Where are you going my pretty, fair maid?”
“Just down by the River, just down by the shade,
Just down by the River, just down by the spring
to see the Wild Rippling Water and hear the Nightingale sing.”

Well they hadn’t been there but an hour or so
‘Til he drew from his satchel a fiddle and bow.
He tuned his old fiddle all on the high string,
and he played this tune over and over again.

Then saith the Cowboy, “I should be gone.”
“No, no,” saith the pretty maid, “just play one more song;
I’d rather hear the fiddle just played on one string
than see the Wild Rippling Water and hear the Nightingale sing.

Yellow Rose of Texas

Traditional Song

 

There’s a Yellow Rose in Texas that I am going to see;
No other cowboy knows her, nobody, only me.
She cried so when I left her, it like to broke her heart,
And if we ever meet again we never more shall part.
Chorus:

She’s the sweetest rose of color this cowboy ever knew,
Her eyes are bright as diamonds, they sparkle like the dew.
You may talk about your dearest maids and sing of Rosalie,
But the Yellow Rose of Texas beats the belles of Tennessee.
Where the Rio Grand is flowing, and stars are shining bright
We walked along together on a quiet summer night.
She said, “if you remember, when we parted long ago,
You promised to come back again and never leave me so.

(repeat chorus)
I’m going back to see her; my heart is full of woe.
We’ll sing the songs together we sang so long ago.
We’ll pick the banjo gaily, and sing the songs of yore,
And the Yellow Rose of Texas will be mine forever more.

(repeat chorus)