The SOL Ranch
by Paul Harwitz
Sets a ranch which puts the "SOL" brand on nature's bounty.
The SOL's a brand that's known far and wide,
All throughout the countryside.
The current owner's great-grandpappy won it in a poker game,
And since then, that family's life has never, ever been the same.
You see, things just don't often turn out the way you'd expect they should